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Beck240: i think im going to become a phone sex person to pay for college.
SpiderCoz: How much?
sullen riz: which days will you have to work again?
SpiderCoz: ...
sullen riz: bri, that's a good idea ;D
Beck240: ... 75 cents a minute jim ;)
Beck240: want the number?
SpiderCoz: Sure, I can pass it along to my brother.
SpiderCoz: He'll come out, some day.
Beck240: "accidentally" buy him gay porn for his birthday and see what he does with it... ;)
sullen riz: heheheheh
SpiderCoz: "Jim, are you trying to tell me something?" "Oh, you know, I just had some gay porn lying around, thought you might enjoy it!"
SpiderCoz: "Well, I feel safe coming out now that I know you're gay too!"
SpiderCoz: "Umm......."
sullen riz: heheh
sullen riz: then you'd have to pretend, forever and ever
SpiderCoz: "Let's go watch Queer as Folk!" "But I'm not..."
sullen riz: queer as folk is fun :P
Beck240: Peh, too many straight people watch that stupid show anyway :P
SpiderCoz: Yes, but the gay contingent outnumbers them greatly.
sullen riz: LOL
sullen riz: "too many straight people?" ;)
sullen riz: don't be so heterophobic ;)
Beck240: Wouldnt know, i avoid queer as folk like bush avoids peace and diplomacy.
sullen riz: ha!
Beck240: Heh, harry potter has a slime chamber playset? How very "ninja turtles" ;)
sullen riz: yes somehow i missed that scene in the books
Beck240: Really? It was when Ron challenged Hermione in a huge fight for Harry's love, only to realize that they really belonged with one another.
SpiderCoz: ...
sullen riz: ....
SpiderCoz: "That's how wizards fellate, harry!"
Beck240: LOL
SpiderCoz: Alternately. "That's how wizards fellate harry!"
Beck240: eh, i dont see what the hullabullo is about harry anyway.
Beck240: you ask me, its all about the blonde evil twink ;)
SpiderCoz: Aahh commas, how you change the meaning of sentences, you beautiful bitches. Blonde Evil Twink?
SpiderCoz: ...Spike?
Beck240: No, No, Draco ;)
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Beck240: Heh, so you can only go so far with this site ;)
sullen riz: heh
sullen riz: yeah i don't think i'll be needing the advice on rimming
Beck240: Well... actually... ;)
sullen riz: ...
Beck240: All guys do have a prostate, gay or not.
sullen riz: yes but i won't be GOING there ;)
Beck240: LOL
SpiderCoz: wait a minute.
SpiderCoz: Oakland isn't their school...
sullen riz: ....
SpiderCoz: they're Oakland Community College!
SpiderCoz: This is Oakland U.
sullen riz: oy ;)
SpiderCoz: Still Michigan though.
sullen riz: but oakland is in california!
sullen riz: jeez.
sullen riz: ;)
SpiderCoz: It USED to be.
SpiderCoz: :)
sullen riz: they moved it?
sullen riz: ....did the Raiders move too??
SpiderCoz: A few weeks ago.
SpiderCoz: I'd assume!
SpiderCoz: They play at the local high school now.
SpiderCoz: they couldn't fit the stadium in the truck.
sullen riz: aww.
sullen riz: tony says his wang has firewire ports
sullen riz: "you say 'eww' now, but imagine the speed!"
chibi delirium: I panic if I get lost, but I just say "Fuck!" really loud and pick a way to go ;)
sullen riz: yeah... there's really nothing to do but keep driving.
sullen riz: or.. turn around and ask for directions...
sullen riz: but in new jersey usually there is no turning back. ^__^
Z B Brox: But, anyway, I'm moslty just wondering how the fuck they're gonna pull of Return of the King.
sullen riz: ..... gah. ^^
Beck240: They got so much to fit in...
sullen riz: LALALALALA ::covers eyes::
Beck240: Yeah, quickly ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Do you think they're going to change the part where everyone dies in a big fiery explossion?
Z B Brox: Unless they just say "What the fuck, we're lord of the goddamn rings, we can make a four hour movie and people will pay ten bucks a pop to see it five times" (Which I will)
Beck240: I go during matinee ;)
Beck240: and payed 5 bucks a pop to see it four times ;)
Kabong Is Dead: I'm also wondering how they'll handle Sam losing his leg.
Kabong Is Dead: Hehe, that's what I did, too
Kabong Is Dead: Except I only saw it once ;)
Z B Brox: I'm thinking they're gonna have to brush over the bit where MErry and Pippin get eaten by the Wargs...
Beck240: Or when aragon makes eomir his bitch?
Z B Brox: Yeah, that'd have to wait for the Director's cut.
Beck240: I do have a fear that liberties might be taken in which Aargon doesn't end up with Arwen...
Z B Brox: Or that they'll let him keep his hand....
Z B Brox: I mean, Aragorn just isn't aragorn without that chainsaw....
Beck240: What about when the elves find out that sauron already destroyed their home to the east...
Kabong Is Dead: Oh, oh, and what about when they find out Sauron is actually Frodo's father?
Beck240: or when Gollum gets transformed back to a normal looking Smeagol by the power of the ring.
sullen riz: i hate you all. =P
[[Jess returns from taking a bath.]]
SpiderCoz: enjoy it?
sullen riz: yes
sullen riz: i brought aragorn and legolas with me
sullen riz: and gimli, but we won't speak of that
SpiderCoz: my god..
SpiderCoz: you're a dirty girl...
sullen riz: ?
sullen riz: oh.
SpiderCoz: I don't want to think about those things...
SpiderCoz: Or where they went. :)
sullen riz: ......
sullen riz: i meant the book, not action figures. you freak. :P
SpiderCoz: OH!
SpiderCoz: ...Good.
SpiderCoz: Unless...
SpiderCoz: Ew.
sullen riz: o_O
Surreal 28: steve gets bored easily and likes to play word games and shit when you're idle for too long while i'd prefer to just nod off ;)
Tony Costa: as you know, me too ;)
Tony Costa: i llike sleep
Tony Costa: i sleep so much people think i m depressed
Surreal 28: .....think? ;)
Tony Costa: :P
Surreal 28: what?
Tony Costa: i am not depressed...
Surreal 28: since when?
Tony Costa: forever! i am just happy-impaired
Surreal 28: mr. "drown my sorrows in liquid raspberry ass fire"...
Tony Costa: at least i dont drink what pirates drink ;)
Surreal 28: i'm sure no self respecting pirate would go near parrot bay ;D
Tony Costa: ok wannabe pirates ;D>
Surreal 28: ARRGH!
Surreal 28: heheh..
Beck240: I hate slash stories where its' all dialogue... I'm like "What... is... Going on"
sullen riz: now that's silly
sullen riz: "yes do it you naughty wizard"
sullen riz: brian> do what? WHAT??
sullen riz: <giggles>
Surreal 28: heh, so if you order directly from david mack, anh does the orders ;)
Z B Brox: Wow. ;)
Surreal 28: so you can be all like "hey baby, whassup? you wanna piece o'dis?"
Z B Brox: ....Right.
Surreal 28: .... i don't know either. ^^;;
Surreal 28 :::sighs:: i have SO much shit to do this week
GaoYellow: heh good thing you got that toilet paper then ;)
Surreal 28: ROFL.. a random IM i just got: "hi i am a sociopath would yopu like to chat "
Surreal 28: guess what i'm reading?
Beck240: I have no idea ;)
Surreal 28: iceman and gambit slash ;)
Beck240: YAY :D
Surreal 28: Jesus should not say "I have a six-pack"...
Surreal 28: it was like 65 here today.. and then it rained.. and now it's cold. sweet.
Tony Costa: :::looks out the window he doesnt have::
Surreal 28: you could put like, pictures of weather on the walls. it could be anything you want. ;)
BRok4382: I love the girl / guy next door thing . . . ;)
Surreal 28: yeeeah i guess...
Surreal 28: not me. blue fur and fangs, baby. ;)
Surreal 28: CHEWBACCA
Surreal 28: CHEWY!
Surreal 28: CHEWBACCA!
Surreal 28: WHAT A WOOKIE!
Surreal 28: there's a town in Jersey called Weehawkin.
Surreal 28: WEEEEEE-hawkin
Jess> dammit if Jim doesn't come here tomorrow i won't get his dongle!
Surreal 28: and Nick will just be like "la la, what's on TV, hey, how about you blow me?" and I'm like "GAH!"
Tony Costa: i dont have windows
Tony Costa: i live underground
Surreal 28: you have those fake windows..
Tony Costa: hehe
Tony Costa: chick dig them
Tony Costa:they look and see curtains
Surreal 28: ;Chick: "I can escape this way!! ...oh.. dammit..."
Jess> okay, i'm going to focus and write hardcore for an hour.
Jess> that's "hardcore" as in "seriously", not porn.
Steve> Really? For Brian's site?
Steve> Oh ;-)
Jess> wow, my chest looks really good in this shirt o_O
Surreal 28: oh good!
Surreal 28: my email from "cockcrazysluts" finally arrived...
Beck240: WOOHOO ;-)
Surreal 28: get andy laid :D
Surreal 28: hehe..
BRok4382: I'm gay, not God
BRok4382: Kidding ;)
Surreal 28: ROFL
BRok4382: I get sodomy ;)
BRok4382: I rock ;)
Surreal 28: that's your worst sin or the one you're most fond of? ;D
On the subject of long distance relationships: "Damn Jersey being so far away. I maintain that Connecticut should just be removed from the east coast. It's big and unnecessary and doesn't belong there."
Surreal 28: :::declares war on France:::
Surreal 28: [[France folds.]]
OnlineHost: Z B Brox has entered the room.
Surreal 28: ::cheers::
Surreal 28: not for you. ;)
Cykeclops: [[Newspaper headline: "France Falls Due to Language."]]
Surreal 28: hehe..
Tony Costa: doesn't take much to conquer france ;)
Surreal 28: as I've just proven.
Surreal 28: anyone want the Aquitaine?
Andy1251: I go 18 this August. ;)
Surreal 28: Yeah, and after august, watch out Porn Shack!
Beck240: Andy wird den poopschlag aus ihm durch Jess herausbekommen
Andy1251: LOL! That translated funky
Surreal 28: I give up.
Beck240: That says . . .
Surreal 28: :::translating rammstein lyrics:::
Beck240: Andy is going to get the poop beat out of him by Jess :D
Surreal 28: LOL
Beck240: poopschlag, that sounds cool
Beck240: No longer will I shout "SHIT"
Beck240: Just "POOPSCHLAG"
Andy1251: Andy becomes poopschlag from it by Jess out-gets
Beck240: That did not translate right ;)
SeanFFS: ::smacks head::
Surreal 28: Errrrr...
SeanFFS: Not at all!
Andy1251: Poopshlag!
Surreal 28: poopschlag?
Beck240: POOPSCHLAG : )
Surreal 28: ROFL>
Beck240: My parents are yelling at me ; )
Andy1251: POOPSCLAG off!
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