"We're hoping that in ''X3'' there'll be a flashback of Mystique nursing a little Nightcrawler -- this baby with Alan's face on it. He'll have little sharp teeth, and I'll be like, ''Ow, Ow.'' And he'll teleport from one breast to the other!"
- Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Mike Cotton: Final question, what would you do with the tail?
Alan Cumming (Nightcrawler): I'd probably masturbate with it.
"The menage-a-five or something like that. Well, Hugh was just lying in the tent, and we were just climbing on top of him one after the other."
- Famke Janseen(Describing a scene from X2 :D)
"The subject of sexuality doesn’t scare me. I find it funny. I find it entertaining. I think every straight man has the capability to have sex with another man. Don’t you agree? … ("Advocate" asks if he's had sex with a man.) Not yet. It’s certainly a possibility at some point in my life. I don’t think too hard about it. If I meet a man I fancy enough to have sex with, I will.”
- Robin Williams
"Many religous people think that god hates gay people.... They say its Adam and Eve, not Adam and steve... However this is not true. You see when women screwed up and ate that apple, god had to punish man kind. He punished women by making them have periods and go through child birth.
He punished men by making them deal with women. And he is mad at Gay people because they found a loop-hole to his system..... Thought of the day"
- Comedy Central
"It used to be much worse. Back in ancient Greece and Rome they had gods all over the place, and it was no fun at all being mortal, as you know it you ever read any myths:
One day two young lovers, Vector and Prolix, were walking in a garden. This angered Bruno, the god of gardens, so he turned Vector into a toad. Saddened, Prolix picked up her lover and squeezed him to her bosom, which caused him to secrete a toad secretion upon her garmet. This angered Vito, the god of fabric, who turned Prolix into an exceedingly unattractive insect. Saddened, Vector hopped to his lover, which angered Denise, who was the goddess of municipal water supply and just happened to be in the neighborhood, so she hit them both with a rock."
- Dave Barry
"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."
-Dave Barry
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-Sharon Stone
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
- Woody Allen
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
- Robin Williams
Overcoming reason through faith. (sign on a church)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
- Epicurus
"I was in love with this boy when I was five years old and I knew we could really make it work. I was trying to convince him and he took this hammer and hit me with it really hard."
- Tori Amos
"This is Better then being your Mom!"
- Me
"Ugly-men shoot at Hulk -- shoot at Hulk's planet and now ugly-man tells Hulk that ugly-men didn't know it was Hulk's planet? Hulk may be big, Hulk may be strong, it may be hard for Hulk to think -- but not even Hulk believes that!"
- Hulk, Defenders # 1
Marge: "Homer, didn't John seem a little... festive to you?"
Homer: "Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam."
Marge: "He prefers the company of men!"
Homer: "Who doesn't?"
- Simpsons
"Have you ever been in love?
Horrible, isn't it?
It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up.
You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and your life isn't your own anymore.
Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like "Maybe we should just be friends" or "How very perceptive" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart.
It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love.
I hate love.
"
- Neil Gaiman; Sandman - The Kindly Ones
"In my experience, cheaters always win. Cept when they get caught. Then they are just losers."
- Graig
"You know, I should have known. Growing up, I was always the king and he was always the princess"
-Graig
"The supposed image of the Virgin Mary in the window of a New Jersey house disappeared Tuesday when the homeowner cleaned the glass, leading many to conclude what they have already feared- there are no virgins in New Jersey."
- Unknown
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 to heterosexuals. This doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
--Lynn Lavner
"You saw him! he's the best, I've had the best!"
-Nathan from Queer as Folk
"The more one considers homophobes and alcholics, the more they seem to have in common. They're both in denial because they don't know they have a problem. They never realize how stupid they look and sound. It seems to run in families. They both like parties - Republican and cocktail. And they both start seeing things that don't exist: Alcoholics see Pink Elephants everywhere while homophobes see Pink Triangles everywhere"
- Bob Smith
Post: "You are getting more skilled in the use of your powers every day. I almost regret having to kill you."
Iceman: "Then don't. I certainly won't say anything!"
- Uncanny X-Men.... :)
Iceman: "Is it me, Pete, or are we the only team in the world without a transporter beam?"
Iceman: "I think we're onto something here! I got it -- THE DANGER TUB!"
- Uncanny X-Men, vol.1, 294
Iceman: "I've got two choices here. Number one: Run away-- save self. Or... Number two: Prevent the mercenaries from being crushed-- possibly get crushed myself. I'll be expecting Thank You notes-- from everyone!"
- Uncanny X-Men, vol.1, 337
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