*NEW*
Kabong Is Dead: Egad, I'm Persephone ;)
Beck240: ... You got raped by Hades and are now representative of the rebirth myth?
Kabong Is Dead: No, I'm some half-asian looking chick who lives with a French computer program and gets off on kissing random hackers who happen to be in love ;)
Beck240: ... oh ;)
Beck240: Oh, you took the quiz in my journal ;)
Beck240: Yeah, i wasn't down with being neo myself ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, yup, I also happen to be the Kiss my ass bunny ;)
Beck240: But which guy, oh rich, are you destined to have sex with?!
Kabong Is Dead: I'm finding out as we speak
Beck240: I mean, besides me ;)
kabong is dead: Hehe, I sometimes think my political affiliation should be "Gamer" or perhaps "Gamercrat" ;) Started with Duck Hunt and hasn't slowed down ;)
Beckluv82: ... Oye ;)
Beckluv82: Heh, so as a gamer what is your feeling on the war? ;)
kabong is dead: I think as long as we bring along plenty of health power ups, it should be no problem ;)
Beckluv82: LOL
Beck240: btw, everyone save this adress: www.thewindingroad.org.
Beck240: as of tomorow, that's gonna be my new website.
Z B Brox: I say delete all that old crap.
Z B Brox: Cool
Beck240: And on my old page, I deleted that stupid hacker shit finally ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Hmm, the page cannot be displayed. I don't think I'll save that, actually ;)
Z B Brox: TOMORROW, Rich. Man. ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Bah, I hadn't gotten that far yet ;)
Z B Brox: Okay ;)
Kabong Is Dead: I hit the link, it didn't work, I say so in my usual way. Then scan up to see if anything else was said ;)
Z B Brox: Ah, I see, got it. Very good system you have worked out there. ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Thank you. It may not be perfect, but it's at least 50-50 ;)
Z B Brox: Heh! Better than can be said for many people.
Kabong Is Dead: Dude, mech sims are boring
Kabong Is Dead: It would be nothing but :::shoots missiles::: :::flies to badguy, then shoots missiles:::
Kabong Is Dead: :::takes swig of beer after mission and then shoots missiles:::
sullen riz: back when i first joined wizard world clubs, people were really cliquish and would have these "parties" that you had to have a "date" to go to. silly reject shy/geeky kids projecting what the cool kids did to them in real life on less cool internet kids, really.
sullen riz: all very dumb.
Kabong Is Dead: Hehe, that's perhaps one of the saddest things I've ever heard ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Hehe, I dunno, the rantings of a truly mad man never really interested me ;)
sullen riz: heh, this from the necronomicon's latest disciple.
Mara dAndrade: *L*
Kabong Is Dead: Pssh, have you read this thing? Being a disciple is a pain in the ass
Kabong Is Dead: See, I find a cape would be impractical. For instance, while in at least one of the movies, a falling Batman's cape rather neatly folded itself down as he dropped into the batmobile, but in real life he'd be dead before he could struggle the cape out of his face. ;)
Kabong Is Dead: What if you're flying along and suddenly change directions or something?
GaoYellow: martial arts mastery
GaoYellow: includes cape management
Kabong Is Dead: Or what if you're fighting some villain, and he grabs your cape and wraps it around your head then proceeds to laugh and kick your ass while you struggle with the stupid cape? ;)
Z B Brox: You let him burn with your heat vision ;)
sullen riz: ...cape ejector button!
Mara dAndrade: heh heh
Kabong Is Dead: :::in the process of paying bills::: Jealous? ;)
sullen riz: and how!
Kabong Is Dead: Yup, my life is a non-stop rollercoaster. It's almost a curse, really
Kabong Is Dead: In fact, when I'm done here, I'm considering reading a book. Maybe get something to drink. Oh yeah, just like that.
sullen riz: ::giggles!!:: Wow.
BRok4382: come on baby, don't ignore me, i know what your feeling for me, you can't fight it, cause you want me, don't you miss this or you'll be sorry
BRok4382: :::BOOTY SHAKE::
Kabong Is Dead: Yes, nice booty shake. I see you've been practicing
BRok4382: JLo taught me everything I know :)
sullen riz: I think the best part is they recently added a Clothing section.... so you'll be looking at a book, and normally there is a section on the page that says "Customers who bought this book also bought..." with some suggestions. Now beneath that there's a section that says "Customers who wear clothes also bought..." ::giggles::
sullen riz: I wonder what sort of computer algorithm tells them that I am buying The Autograph Man and that means that I would like a leopard-print fleece hat.
Kabong Is Dead: Hehe, yes, that DOES seem like a valuable addition, especially if you're looking into becoming one of the faceless masses
Kabong Is Dead: You mean you were actually, seriously considering reading the Autograph Man WITHOUT a leopard-print fleece hat? Didn't you read the disclaimer?
Kabong Is Dead: Right now, by the way, I'm really hoping the Autograph Man is a book ;)
sullen riz: HA!
sullen riz: yes, it's a book. ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Well, I think I'll be heading off now
sullen riz: yeah, sorry i drifted there, i'm half asleep myself.
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, I guessed that was probably it. Go to bed. Sleep...blankets...warm...sleep ;) Or maybe that just sounds really good to me cause it's bloody freezing in here ;) At any rate, I'm off. Night :)
sullen riz: and you have the whole wife thing. ;D 'night!
Kabong Is Dead: Feh, all I get out of her is elbows in the middle of the night and half-whined "you're snoring, turn over"s ;)
Kabong Is Dead: So I finally find a good Haitian photography site and the pictures are all of old people
BRok4382: ... I read that as pornagraphy
sullen riz: y'know, we're too young to be having a 30 minute conversation about interior decorating. ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Speak for yourself, I am wise beyond my years ;D
Kabong Is Dead: for the love of...you know, I'm not sure about this whole internet thing, anymore. Just seems like it gives too many people too much oppurtunity to share their stupid opinions ;) If there is ONE place a man should be able to ramble and rant about anything at all he wants without fearing that someone else might blast him for it, is in one of those journals. It's like going to a confessional and having the priest call you a dick halfway through your confession. Just not right
Beck240: Bah, your hardly on anymore dammit ;)
Kabong Is Dead: hardly on anymore? minimum of twice a week, usually more. You're just perpetually "away" most of the time. Time zones are to blame
Beck240: I agree.
Beck240: We should do away with them.
Kabong Is Dead: Absolutely. Unnecessary luxury. If I grew up thinking that noon was actually the perfect time to watch the sun rise, it wouldn't hurt me none. Though it might be confusing at times ;)
Beck240: making love to you, oh it felt so good and ooh so right, how can i be strong, ive asked myself, time and time ive said... that ill never fall in love with you again.
Kabong Is Dead: yeah, they all say that at least once
Beck240: Heh, then they come crawling back?
Kabong Is Dead: everytime. Pathetic. But hey, betraying the ones I love gets me off, so it all works out ;)
*OLD*
Kabong Is Dead: Yes, I've noticed the giant Brian and the fun way almost everything in the background manages to drown out the text ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, well that's good. Dial-up ain't so bad. 15 seconds of music, 30 at least of buffering. It lets you really digest the song ;)
Brian> I missed your last two ims ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Oh, it was just my insightful, painful yet liberating decision to come out of the closet...you're the only person I've been able to bring myself to tell...here I'll resend! ;) I was just saying that it looks like I left you off the original mailing list on accident. I'll forward it to you
Gath Malok: And you're the Bitch
Gath Malok: I'm the ASS
Kabong Is Dead: bitchass?
Gath Malok: Not Bitch, just Ass, Bitch
Kabong Is Dead: No, no. Maybe to other people you're an ass, but you'll always be a bitch to me
Gath Malok: Well, as sweet as that is
Gath Malok: It's still wrong
Brok4382: Xibalba:The Mayan underworld, ruled by fourteen dreaded lords: One Death and Seven Death, the leaders, and Bleeder, Pus Master, Jaundice Master, Blood Gatherer, Body Sweller, Sudden Death, Vomit Master, Bone Breaker, Skull Smasher, Stab Master, Starvation and Trash Master. (nice names, eh?)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, the Sumerian gods were either benevolent, bueatiful people, or unspeakable horrors both in appearance and deeds ;) Jaundice Master was always my favorite; I have his rookie card!
chibi delirium: Eh, I don't do the sex thing. And even though Steve prolly wouldn't find out about it, I'd still feel dirty ;)
JPUGA 19: No one said you had to have sex... ;D
JPUGA 19: There's more to relationship then sex..sheesh... ;D
chibi delirium: I know, but that was the first option ruled out. ;)
chibi delirium: The second was everything else ;)
Kabong Is Dead: So wait, she's going to go seek out a sexy irishman on a week long trip looking for an intimate, fulfilling, non-sexual relationship? ;)
NMEditorBeck: ... Yes? ;)
chibi delirium: Heh!
JPUGA 19: Yeah why not! ;D
Kabong Is Dead: If that's the case, why does he have to be sexy? He could be missing a nose and still work ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Yup. So his name is Eric. I must remember that. Eric, Eric, can I spell it with a k?
BRok4382: Sure ;)
BRok4382: Himel
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, good. I prefer it with a k ;) Himel? Sounds German
BRok4382: Yeah, it is I think.... ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, well then all the more reason to spell his first name with a k! I think you should discuss this with him ;)
BRok4382: LOL, if only it was that easy "I prefer Brian with a y..." Voice from above> LET IT BE DONE ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, just start writing your signature with some ambigious letter for the y/i and spell it with a y ;)
BRok4382: Hehe, say it with a "y"? ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Yeah, just say "Hi, I'm Bryan with a y!" and they'll say "a y?" and you say "A' why not? ;D"
Kabong Is Dead: Gotta make the face, too ;)
Tony Costa: just as predicted
Kabong Is Dead: What's that?
Tony Costa: you signed on just like i knew you would
Kabong Is Dead: Like I would at this moment?
Tony Costa: well no... but eventually
Kabong Is Dead: You could be the next Nostradomos with predictions like that ;-)
Tony Costa: yeh well i sent a letter to Alyson hannigan tellin her how i predicted she will need me to become her loveslave to save her life
Tony Costa: i am still waiting for her to reply ;-)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, give it time, my friend ;-)
Kabong Is Dead: I think I should become a pagan. Then I can call in work with holidays they don't know about.
GaoYellow: Rich hows the Necronomicon?
Surreal 28: ....Rich discovered the Necronomicon?
Kabong Is Dead: Yeah, it was hidden in the storage room in my building.
GaoYellow: i think it discovered him
Surreal 28: ohh.. freaky.
GaoYellow: so you just stole it? ;)
Kabong Is Dead: I didn't see anyone's name on it.
Kabong Is Dead: >I did, but there's nothing new. Least not on my page. I haven't checked out the rest. I have a contract with my ego to always check my page before anything else.
BRok4382: Lindsey and Harry should just be like... guest stars now; Hehe Strikers: Where are they now;
Kabong Is Dead: Heheh, then later there can be Strikers: Behind the heroism. Narrator: "All was going well for the super-couple, until one tragic night when their former dead leader possesed Harry and raped Lindsey. The dream was over...or was it?" then a scene of a vase falling and shattering or something ;)
BRok4382: LOL, heh, all the BEhind the Heroism's have to end badly though... does this mean Harry has turned to alcholism to cope with Lindsey naming their daughter Seraphim? ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heheh, and after all this, they could have pop-up Strikers. (POP! Brian has never named a character anything other then friend and family names) (POP! He has also never given a villain a non-sucky name) ;)
BRok4382: LOL
Kabong Is Dead: (POP! Rich is going to pay for this in a sim at one point)
BRok4382:::was distracted by gay comercials:: Gay, as in not bad, but actualy homosexual themed
Kabong Is Dead:Heh, for some reason no humorous comments are coming to me. I know there's a plethora to be had from that statement...but I'm at a loss ;)
BRok4382:Yeah, you're just slow ;)
Kabong Is Dead: ;Heh, nothing wrong with that. "Not retarded, just a little slow" I use that as a slogan on my resume ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, this team is going to get a bad reputation. All the other super hero teams will snicker when they see them and quip little things like "Here comes the Strikers" "Don't you mean the Rapers, Captain?" and they'll all start laughing. The Strikers will have their picture taken off the wall at the superhero bar they hang out at. Chaos man, utter chaos ;)
Beck240: I won't be playing the love interest of a few people anymore ;)
Kabong Is Dead: But once you go Beck you never go back ;)
Tony Costa: Solid Snake wants to be your friend
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, keep your solid snake away from me
Beck240: You said "ours" ;)
Kabong Is Dead: yeah, so...? Does ours mean something I should know about? ;)
<Beck240: <shrugs> You tell me <wink> ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Jeez, it's like the date book thing all over again ;)
Beck240: LOL
Beck240: "So wait, you have two girls?"
Kabong Is Dead: Bah ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Coulda just told me. Had to go and be all confusing. Bastard ;)
Beck240: Heh, thought I would do it non confusing... but oh no, Rich is slow ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, should've just be straight forward...or bi forward...or gay forward, or something ;) Just a nice "Hey Rich" "Hey Brian" "How goes it?" "Pretty good, you?" "Same. Oh, by the way, I'm gay/bi." "Cool. And thank you for not going for some confusing date book analogy." ;)
Kabong Is Dead: I haven't measured it, per se...though I recall comparing it in size with several household objects. ;)
Tony Costa: Rich: ::looks at a stick of butter:: hmmmm
Kabong Is Dead: Got the fridge magnets beat...on to the candles!
Surreal 28: is that rich and his old lady? :)
Kabong Is Dead: It's actually a woman I found roaming in the mall
Kabong Is Dead: I didn't want a picture of just me
Surreal 28: ah..
Surreal 28: personally i hate when random guys ask me to take pictures with them at the mall.
Brian> I can tell you're lying, cause everytime you're lying you Stutter-Stutter-St-St-Stutter!
Rich> Who me? I don't st-stutter. Bah, damn lie induced stutter!...that I don't h-have.
Kabong Is Dead: You should read Dune. It's even got a gay semi-major character in it
Beck240: LOL, Damn it, don't typecast me! I don't do everything gay... just everyone ;-)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, so anyway, what are the best ways to whore yourself?
Kabong Is Dead: I'm just, uh...curious...yeah.
Beck240: Hehe, you gotta find some sleezy hotel... then you lie on the bed and customers will walk down the halll and choose who they like
Beck240: Wear skintight clothing to show off "assets"
BRok4382: I got some ;)
BRok4382: Er qoutes that is ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heheh, well I should hope it would've taken longer then that otherwise.>
Kabong Is Dead: You: Blah blah
Kabong Is Dead: Me: Blah blah
Kabong Is Dead: You: Ooo! I just got some!
Kabong Is Dead:Just wouldn't be right. Especially with me right here
BRok4382: It took me two "Blah blah's" though... I've passed my prime ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Of course...you could've been talking to me while getting some...which would be more disturbing then leaving me waiting in here while you got some.
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, now THAT would be a strange away message.
BRok4382: LOL Almost as good as the bathroom one ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, you should do that one of these days. Just make it, like "Go away! I'm getting some!"
BRok4382: "You know that's right, Rich <wink> <wink>" Oh what the people will think ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Heh, I think I have an entry for least favorite memory now ;)
BRok4382: LOL
Rich> What the hell...? I just noticed this...I just wrote some for the Harry journal, and saved it. I have a special folder in AOL called Rich Stuff that has SCU and other shit in it. I just saw now that it's been saving stuff in a format called Rich Files. Instead of .doc or anything, it's .rtx I know I didn't do that... My computer has made a file format for me. I should take that part about it being stupid out of my profile.
Brian>Uhm... Rich... you've 6.0 right?
Rich> Yeah. Don't tell me this is one of those dumb features I don't realize I have until they're about to update everything and change it all?
Brian> Yeah ;) It's the new file format and Supposively it's better then text files ;)
Rich> Well bloody hell. Okay, so the computer is still stupid. stupid computer. Can't even make a file format for me.
BRok4382: A poor toaster oven has gotten its ass kicked in my hallway ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Oh please, like the toaster oven did NOTHING to deserve it.
Rich> well, the view from my apartment is of a parking lot, and a quasi mall with some restaurants and stuff in it. Now there are three neon signs that are fucking always visible. One is FRESH, and right next to it TACOS. So you see FRESH TACOS, and then below and to the right in another window is BURRITOS. Now up until at least nine or ten, all three are on, then afterwards, they turn FRESH and BURRITOS off, and leave TACOS on. Why the fuck leave TACOS on? Do they run out of burritos after nine, and the tacos go stale? It's just weird and annoying and every night that I've been here it's been the same thing. And it's not like anyone aside from people living here can really SEE the signs anyway
Kabong Is Dead> well, no one likes the herpes one ;)
Tony Costa> i don't care i think it is funny
Kabong Is Dead> I do too. There's just something about having herpes in my quote that leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Tony Costa: :;giggles::
Brian> You know you want this ::dances like Janet::
Rich> Heh, most enticing, I must admit
Kabong Is Dead: so why are you all AIM and shit?
Beck240: Why, you wanna fight
Beck240: My AIM posses so could wreck your AOL posse
Beck240: Don't make me shig you!
Kabong Is Dead: Pssh, your posse can chupa me pito! That's what they can do!
Beck240: Yeah, well... well... YEAH
(Rich calling me a whore)
Brian> I... don't have anyone... I mean I do, but you know :-(
Rich> I was gonna respond with "Too hard to choose between the seven of them?" but then decided it wouldn't be appropriate
Kabong Is Dead: gay comedies? I didn't know there was even a category for that yet
Beck240: Yeah, there are ;-)
Kabong Is Dead: Huh. I mean, I knew there were movies, I just didn't know there were a lot of them
Beck240: Sure :-) If you hung out with me, you could watch them ;-)
Kabong Is Dead: Well, I'll just hop on a plane now. Nothing like a 6 hour flight to watch a comedy with depressing AIDs undertones
Tony Costa: hey Brian, whats Rich's typecast?
BRok4382: He's the nice guy actually... me thinks
BRok4382: Nobody hates Rich
Tony Costa: what? thats not true!
Tony Costa:I hat--
Tony Costa: i mean yeh everyone.. likes.. Rich.. ;)
Kabong Is Dead: Hah! I knew that months ago. In fact, I have a plans in place to make SURE everyone likes me... :::said in a cryptic way:::
Tony Costa:you gonna give out free kittens?
Kabong Is Dead::::like those who don't like them won't be killed...but accidents do happen ;):::
BRok4382: Ooh, everyone loves kittens :)
Tony Costa:heh Rich i saw your pic on Brian's page
Kabong Is Dead: Bah!
Kabong Is Dead: :::murders Brian in Jack the Ripper-like ways:::
BRok4382: Eep
Kabong Is Dead: This calls for a new altering of Brian's picture ;)
Tony Costa: Oh yes Rich cause that Xmas Bri pic
Tony Costa: just so.. horribley evil..
Tony Costa: ::holds up his Sarcasm sign::;)
Kabong Is Dead: Bah, blow me ;)
BRok4382: LOL No, cause then you'd make seven and I'd be a whore again ;)
Kabong Is Dead:dude, I haven't talked to you in ages
BRok4382: Cause you are like, never on when I am, dude
Kabong Is Dead:well dude, you've gone all...diurnal or something; I dunno, what's the opposite of nocturnal?
BRok4382:Diurnal, dude... that's like... wow, so beyond my vocabulary Uh... normal, due?
Kabong Is Dead:Yeah, that'll work
BRok4382:*ahem* dude
Kabong Is Dead:You've gone all normal and shit, dude
BRok4382: Sorry... like my d got lazy there for a minute
Kabong Is Dead: damn, snow would be nice. This city shuts down at even the hint of snow
Beck240: Why the hell does it do that?
Beck240: Aren't ya'll used to snow?
Kabong Is Dead: I have no fucking idea. I guess it doesn't snow a lot here. But like, if we get a half
Kabong Is Dead: foot of snow, businesses shut down, schools close, people are encouraged by the mayor to
Beck240: You're in Washington.. how the heck don't you get a lot of snow... :)
Kabong Is Dead: stay home unless they absolutely must leave. It's freaky
Beck240: LOL
Kabong Is Dead: I dunno, Seattle's in a weird area. We get like warm air currents from Japan or something
Beck240: Hmm... do you get the strange Japanese monsters as welll?
Kabong Is Dead: Yeah, but they're not as big. Rodan is only the size of a station wagon.
Beck240: Damn... where's the fun in that?
Kabong Is Dead: I dunno, but it's funny watching Mothra terrorize the lego town at FAO Schwartz
Kabong Is Dead: God, Fox has hit a new low. Now they're deliberately trying to break up couples to get ratings
Beck240: I know... and what kind of fucked up people would go on that show?
Kabong Is Dead: Fox Exec 1> We need a new show...>
Kabong Is Dead: Fox Exec 2> Something about sex, cause sex sells, baby! Booyah
Kabong Is Dead: Fox Exec 1> Well, we've already corrupted marriage, how about young couples in love?
Beck240: Hehe
Kabong Is Dead: Fox Exec 2> Yeah, yeah, we can try to break them up
Kabong Is Dead: Fox Exec 3> Ooo ooo, throw em on an islands. Islands are soooo in
Kabong Is Dead: Fox Exec who used to work for MTV> We can do stupid little Real World-esque interviews too!
Kabong Is Dead: and that's how a bad idea becomes a show ;)
Beck240: Fox Exec 4> But we gotta make sure that there are hundreds of good looking people...
Beck240: Fox Exec 4> unlike those Survivor people... Rudy <shudders>
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